| Songs For Saints Players Day 1 10:29 - Mar 11 with 1084 views | SaintNick |
We have 3 weeks of no game, so plenty of time to think up some songs for our squad, lets start day 1 with Kyle Walker Peters and then run through the outfield players in order
Obviously the Last Xmas by Wham song would fit his name, but anyone got anything else |  |
| Satisfying The Bloodlust Of The Masses In Peacetime |
| |  |
| Songs For Saints Players Day 1 on 10:52 - Mar 11 with 1059 views | saintwizzler |
Kyle gets battered every time he goes,
Kyle gets battered every time he goes.
To the Buddha Lounge,
With Gav, Flynnsie and Djenepo. |  |
| We thought that we had the answers,
It was the questions we had wrong. |
| |
| Songs For Saints Players Day 1 on 11:07 - Mar 11 with 1040 views | PatfromPoole |
| Songs For Saints Players Day 1 on 10:52 - Mar 11 by saintwizzler |
Kyle gets battered every time he goes,
Kyle gets battered every time he goes.
To the Buddha Lounge,
With Gav, Flynnsie and Djenepo. |
Not going to beat that, I don’t think.
Shall we move on to Manning? |  |
| |
| Songs For Saints Players Day 1 on 11:58 - Mar 11 with 1016 views | Manhattan_Lynx |
| Songs For Saints Players Day 1 on 11:07 - Mar 11 by PatfromPoole |
Not going to beat that, I don’t think.
Shall we move on to Manning? |
To the tune of the great Robert Marley's 'Jamming':
He's Mannin'
He's going to let the opposition right through
He's Mannin'
And we know that Manning is poo |  | | |
| Songs For Saints Players Day 1 on 13:26 - Mar 11 with 957 views | Ifonly |
| Songs For Saints Players Day 1 on 11:58 - Mar 11 by Manhattan_Lynx |
To the tune of the great Robert Marley's 'Jamming':
He's Mannin'
He's going to let the opposition right through
He's Mannin'
And we know that Manning is poo |
Great. I'm singing it already. Perhaps the club should leave some dreadlock hats on the seats so that everyone could join in in a totally un-PC way. |  | | |
| Songs For Saints Players Day 1 on 13:58 - Mar 11 with 922 views | franniesTache |
to the old Berkovich tune
Manning, Manning, Manning, Manning, he's got photos of Martin dogging.
Or
Manning to the left of us, Bree to the right, here we are conceding way more than two |  | | |
| Songs For Saints Players Day 1 on 14:02 - Mar 11 with 916 views | SaintNick |
| Songs For Saints Players Day 1 on 13:58 - Mar 11 by franniesTache |
to the old Berkovich tune
Manning, Manning, Manning, Manning, he's got photos of Martin dogging.
Or
Manning to the left of us, Bree to the right, here we are conceding way more than two |
There was one simple rule to this thread, it is a player a day and today is KWP, Manning isnt due till Friday | |
| Satisfying The Bloodlust Of The Masses In Peacetime |
| |
| Songs For Saints Players Day 1 on 14:09 - Mar 11 with 905 views | SaintNick |
| Songs For Saints Players Day 1 on 14:02 - Mar 11 by SaintNick |
There was one simple rule to this thread, it is a player a day and today is KWP, Manning isnt due till Friday |
To get back on track.
To the tune of Valerie by the Zutons
Well sometimes I go out to the Kingsland
And I look across to the Itchen
And I think of all the things, what you're doing
And the missiles that you're pitchin
Cos since we've lost at home,
And our defence has been a mess
And I've missed your blonde dyed hair
And the way you like to press
Won't you go down the wing
Start making a fool out of Pompey **
Why don't you cross it over Kyle Walker P
Kyle Walker P- Kyle Walker P etc etc
** Every song has to have a mention of Pompey in it these days. | |
| Satisfying The Bloodlust Of The Masses In Peacetime |
| |
| Songs For Saints Players Day 1 on 14:17 - Mar 11 with 898 views | SaintNick |
| Songs For Saints Players Day 1 on 14:09 - Mar 11 by SaintNick |
To get back on track.
To the tune of Valerie by the Zutons
Well sometimes I go out to the Kingsland
And I look across to the Itchen
And I think of all the things, what you're doing
And the missiles that you're pitchin
Cos since we've lost at home,
And our defence has been a mess
And I've missed your blonde dyed hair
And the way you like to press
Won't you go down the wing
Start making a fool out of Pompey **
Why don't you cross it over Kyle Walker P
Kyle Walker P- Kyle Walker P etc etc
** Every song has to have a mention of Pompey in it these days. |
Alternative Version.
Well sometimes I go out to the Kingsland
And I look across to the Itchen
And I think of all the things, what you're doing
Is it Adam or Mara about whom your bitchin
Cos since we've lost at home,
And our defence has got a canning
And I've missed your Sven like hair
And the way you slag off Manning
Now youre in block 2
Stop making a fool out of block 3
Why don't you come on over Pat from P
Pat from P - Pat from P - Pat from P
  
This post has been edited by an administrator | |
| Satisfying The Bloodlust Of The Masses In Peacetime |
| |
Login to get fewer ads
| Songs For Saints Players Day 1 on 14:46 - Mar 11 with 878 views | Ifonly |
One for KWP for people to actually sing:
He'll play left
he'll play right
everywhere he's dynamite
la la la la, la la la la
(p.s. leaping ahead to Manning day on Friday
He cant play left
he cant play right
we all know he's a pile of shite
la la la la, la la la la) [Post edited 11 Mar 2024 14:49]
| | | |
| Songs For Saints Players Day 1 on 14:54 - Mar 11 with 850 views | PatfromPoole |
| Songs For Saints Players Day 1 on 14:17 - Mar 11 by SaintNick |
Alternative Version.
Well sometimes I go out to the Kingsland
And I look across to the Itchen
And I think of all the things, what you're doing
Is it Adam or Mara about whom your bitchin
Cos since we've lost at home,
And our defence has got a canning
And I've missed your Sven like hair
And the way you slag off Manning
Now youre in block 2
Stop making a fool out of block 3
Why don't you come on over Pat from P
Pat from P - Pat from P - Pat from P
This post has been edited by an administrator |
Seeing The Zutons at the Engine Rooms next month, as it happens.
I’m sure if I ask them nicely, they’ll play that version….. | |
| |
| Songs For Saints Players Day 1 on 14:58 - Mar 11 with 841 views | Manhattan_Lynx |
| Songs For Saints Players Day 1 on 14:02 - Mar 11 by SaintNick |
There was one simple rule to this thread, it is a player a day and today is KWP, Manning isnt due till Friday |
As I understand it, PatfromPoole runs this joint, and he said we had moved on to Manning. | | | |
| Songs For Saints Players Day 1 on 15:21 - Mar 11 with 798 views | PatfromPoole |
Walker-Peters
Whhhhooooooaaaaaaaaa
Walker-Peters
Whhhhooooooaaaaaaaaa
He's a fcuking great right back
Not where we want Super Jack
Note the attempt to merge multiple threads here. | |
| |
| Songs For Saints Players Day 1 on 16:12 - Mar 11 with 767 views | Ifonly |
| Songs For Saints Players Day 1 on 15:21 - Mar 11 by PatfromPoole |
Walker-Peters
Whhhhooooooaaaaaaaaa
Walker-Peters
Whhhhooooooaaaaaaaaa
He's a fcuking great right back
Not where we want Super Jack
Note the attempt to merge multiple threads here. |
Walker-Peters
Whhhhooooooaaaaaaaaa
Walker-Peters
Whhhhooooooaaaaaaaaa
So good he takes the piss
He'll be a legend like Big Chris
just merging in another thread for you [Post edited 11 Mar 2024 16:13]
| | | |
| Songs For Saints Players Day 1 on 17:15 - Mar 11 with 718 views | franniesTache |
Walker-Peters
Whhhhooooooaaaaaaaaa
Walker-Peters
Whhhhooooooaaaaaaaaa
He'll show you how to defend
His sale will help our net spend | | | |
| Songs For Saints Players Day 1 on 19:32 - Mar 11 with 657 views | Manhattan_Lynx |
KWP to the tune of We WIll Rock You, with the obligatory Pompey focus:
(Stomp, stomp, clap)
(Stomp, stomp, clap)
Kyle is the man make a big noise
Playing on the right he's a big star to-day
He got hate on the Skates
They got no mates
Kickin' their balls all over the gates
Singin'
He hates, he hates Pompey
He hates, he hates Pompey
segues into fan favourite 'Football In A Library' | | | |
| Songs For Saints Players Day 1 on 20:12 - Mar 11 with 622 views | InTimeAddedOn |
| Songs For Saints Players Day 1 on 19:32 - Mar 11 by Manhattan_Lynx |
KWP to the tune of We WIll Rock You, with the obligatory Pompey focus:
(Stomp, stomp, clap)
(Stomp, stomp, clap)
Kyle is the man make a big noise
Playing on the right he's a big star to-day
He got hate on the Skates
They got no mates
Kickin' their balls all over the gates
Singin'
He hates, he hates Pompey
He hates, he hates Pompey
segues into fan favourite 'Football In A Library' |
That could be turned into a half time video. For the initial stomp, stomp, clap they could use the video clip the Queen did with Paddington Bear for her Platinum Jubilee where they did the introduction to that song with teaspoons on the fine bone china cups. I am sure with Catherine’s photoshop skills she can get Paddington in a Saints shirt and the Queen in a bench jacket 😀 |  |
| |
| |
By continuing to use the site, you agree to our use of cookies and to abide by our Terms and Conditions.
