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New Songs Thread 08:43 - Aug 17 with 3213 viewsSaintNick

Carrying of from another thread, we need to find some new songs, someone there had suggested Sally Cinnamon by the Stone Roses but that is a little too tricky.

How about to the tune of Made Of Stone by the same group.

Sometimes I fantasize
That Southampton win a trophy
And Fratton Park it burns below me
Of the time that Saints will rise
Hoist another trophy
Like 1976 at Wembley
Southampton stand alone
St Mary's is our home




Satisfying The Bloodlust Of The Masses In Peacetime

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New Songs Thread on 08:51 - Aug 17 with 2353 viewsdwayne_dibley

How about:


Well, I say let's get out there and tw@t it!
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New Songs Thread on 09:09 - Aug 17 with 2314 viewsPatfromPoole

Semmens went to Glasgow
To feed his monster ego
Instead he found a striker
His name was Joe Aribo

He scores them with his left foot
He scores them with his right
Etc etc etc…….

* needs work *

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New Songs Thread on 09:21 - Aug 17 with 2306 viewsPatfromPoole

I’m not very good with long songs, particularly in remembering them…….


How about to the tune of Slade’s “Merry Christmas”

So here he is
Sekou Mara
We know he’s gonna score a ton

Look to the future now
He’s only just begun…..


Potentially less libellous than my last suggestion, admittedly…..

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New Songs Thread on 09:31 - Aug 17 with 2294 viewsPatfromPoole

Feeling a bit musical this morning.

Madness “Our House”……

Our Ralph
Can’t afford to give him the sack
Our Ralph
Keeps us useless at the back

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New Songs Thread on 09:36 - Aug 17 with 2279 viewsPatfromPoole

I will try and get my Romain Perraud ditty going again at Cambridge.

For the 99.9% of Saints fans who don’t yet know it, it is to the tune of “Psycho Killer” by Talking Heads…..

Romain Perraud
Qu’est ce que c’est
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
And he runs, runs, runs, runs, runs, runs, runs
Down the wing


It has been a slow burner in truth, this ditty. I’m just not very good at this Lennon & McCartney stuff, I guess.

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New Songs Thread on 09:39 - Aug 17 with 2272 viewssaintwizzler

‘Three nil down,
We’re off to the pub.”

“Three nil down,
We’re off to the pub.”

Repeat until exiting the arena.

We thought that we had the answers, It was the questions we had wrong.
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New Songs Thread on 09:52 - Aug 17 with 2263 viewssaint68

Why does he always pick strange teams

Is it because....he likes to feel that... he's the king

Travis...why does It always rain on me


What...is.... it... that makes Ralph believe..... he's God

He...should..never.... be...allowed......to pick...the team

Two..nine nils...should have been enough ...... to finish him

We...will ..go...down... this season.. .because....... of him

Wolf Alice..Don't delete the kisses
[Post edited 17 Aug 2022 10:09]

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New Songs Thread on 09:59 - Aug 17 with 2237 viewsPatfromPoole

New Songs Thread on 09:52 - Aug 17 by saint68

Why does he always pick strange teams

Is it because....he likes to feel that... he's the king

Travis...why does It always rain on me


What...is.... it... that makes Ralph believe..... he's God

He...should..never.... be...allowed......to pick...the team

Two..nine nils...should have been enough ...... to finish him

We...will ..go...down... this season.. .because....... of him

Wolf Alice..Don't delete the kisses
[Post edited 17 Aug 2022 10:09]


Blimey.

10 out of 10 for choosing Wolf Alice, even if the lyric is a little on the gloomy side.

Maybe “Smile” might be a more upbeat anthemic choice of tune?

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New Songs Thread on 10:00 - Aug 17 with 2235 viewsPatfromPoole

New Songs Thread on 09:39 - Aug 17 by saintwizzler

‘Three nil down,
We’re off to the pub.”

“Three nil down,
We’re off to the pub.”

Repeat until exiting the arena.




That’s why you do my head in, Wiz.

Very little effort, and you win the thread.

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New Songs Thread on 10:00 - Aug 17 with 2236 viewssaint68




Now this could have a very expletive laden version aimed at the Alpine knob

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New Songs Thread on 10:06 - Aug 17 with 2231 viewssaint68

New Songs Thread on 09:59 - Aug 17 by PatfromPoole

Blimey.

10 out of 10 for choosing Wolf Alice, even if the lyric is a little on the gloomy side.

Maybe “Smile” might be a more upbeat anthemic choice of tune?


Thanks Pat, the clown really has got to me...I'll try and come up with something a little less gloomy.

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New Songs Thread on 10:14 - Aug 17 with 2220 viewsPatfromPoole

To the tune of UB40’s “Rat in my Kitchen”….


Oh GAVIN, yeah
BAZUNU, yeah yeah

There’s a Skate in our team
What are we going to do?
There’s a Skate in our team
What are we going to do?

We’re going to cheer that Skate
That’s what we’re going to do
We’re going to cheer that Skate

Oh GAVIN, yeah
BAZUNU, yeah yeah


Etc etc…..

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New Songs Thread on 10:19 - Aug 17 with 2215 viewssaint68

New Songs Thread on 10:14 - Aug 17 by PatfromPoole

To the tune of UB40’s “Rat in my Kitchen”….


Oh GAVIN, yeah
BAZUNU, yeah yeah

There’s a Skate in our team
What are we going to do?
There’s a Skate in our team
What are we going to do?

We’re going to cheer that Skate
That’s what we’re going to do
We’re going to cheer that Skate

Oh GAVIN, yeah
BAZUNU, yeah yeah


Etc etc…..


😄🤣 quality

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New Songs Thread on 10:21 - Aug 17 with 2214 viewssaint68

We bought 3 kids from citeh and one from Glasgow Town and because they are the bollocks we won't be going down.

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New Songs Thread on 10:24 - Aug 17 with 2198 viewsPatfromPoole

New Songs Thread on 10:19 - Aug 17 by saint68

😄🤣 quality


I do this shite myself….

Well, I suppose for that one I would have to credit the Campbell brothers……

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New Songs Thread on 11:00 - Aug 17 with 2164 viewsdarthvader

New Songs Thread on 10:21 - Aug 17 by saint68

We bought 3 kids from citeh and one from Glasgow Town and because they are the bollocks we won't be going down.


U got my vote

keep the faith coyr

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New Songs Thread on 11:40 - Aug 17 with 2138 viewsfranniesTache

As much as I loathe copying other clubs songs if we don’t nick Brighton’s old song for Zamora for Mara were f*cking idiots

When the ball hits the net like a f*cking rocket
That’s our Mara
Signed him from Bordeaux
And his class it will show
That’s our Mara
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New Songs Thread on 11:52 - Aug 17 with 2127 viewsPatfromPoole

New Songs Thread on 11:40 - Aug 17 by franniesTache

As much as I loathe copying other clubs songs if we don’t nick Brighton’s old song for Zamora for Mara were f*cking idiots

When the ball hits the net like a f*cking rocket
That’s our Mara
Signed him from Bordeaux
And his class it will show
That’s our Mara


What’s the tune?

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New Songs Thread on 11:54 - Aug 17 with 2122 viewsfranniesTache

New Songs Thread on 11:52 - Aug 17 by PatfromPoole

What’s the tune?


That's Amore
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New Songs Thread on 12:27 - Aug 17 with 2064 views1885_SFC

Chim-chimeny, chim-chimeny

chim chim, cheroo

Who needs McCarthy when we've got Bazunu...

GET THE F*CK OUT OF THIS FOOTBALL CLUB SPORT REPUBLIC

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New Songs Thread on 12:41 - Aug 17 with 2033 viewsMytchettSaint

Net spend champions, you’ll never sing that.

Jam tomorrow

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New Songs Thread on 06:44 - Aug 20 with 1825 viewsPatfromPoole

Another ditty just came to me in my sleep.

I assume this is what happens to all the great songwriters……..

To the tune of Kaiser Chiefs’ Ruby……..


Bella Bella Bella Kotchap
Aaaaaahhhh
Did you see him???!!!!!!????
Aaaaaahhhhh
What a fcuking demon!!!
Aaaaaahhhhh
Bella Bella Bella Kotchap
Aaaaaahhhhh

Should maybe go back to sleep……

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New Songs Thread on 07:31 - Aug 20 with 1795 viewscocklebreath

New Songs Thread on 11:40 - Aug 17 by franniesTache

As much as I loathe copying other clubs songs if we don’t nick Brighton’s old song for Zamora for Mara were f*cking idiots

When the ball hits the net like a f*cking rocket
That’s our Mara
Signed him from Bordeaux
And his class it will show
That’s our Mara


Nicked from Westham sung about Bobby Zamora but it was was when the ball hits row z thats Zamora

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New Songs Thread on 23:26 - Aug 23 with 1610 viewsJASaint

How about something simple…

To the intro lines of Mas Que Nada

Joooooe, Areee-bo-oh-ohhh
O-baa, o-baa, o-baa
Joee-oh-oh-oh-oh, Areee-bo-oh-ohhh
O-baa, o-baa, o-baa

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New Songs Thread on 01:30 - Aug 24 with 1558 viewsTimSaint

Loved it tonight when we were singing some of the player songs, then reminiscing with some for ex-players.

Che
Romeu
The Armstrongs
Even Djenpo and Valery !

MLT
Ricky Lambert
David Armstrong
Gregorz Rasiak
Even Jonh Viafara (although my daughter had to ask who he was !!)

Pat - you were a few rows behind us and I heard you trying to start your Perraud song a few times around the 60 minute mark. Keep it up. It will hopefully catch on once he is back in the team.

TimSaint

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