| Xmas Jokes 08:32 - Dec 24 with 592 views | SaintNick |
Good King Wenceslas’ favourite pizza?........................................................................
One that’s deep-pan, crisp and even. |  |
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| Xmas Jokes on 08:53 - Dec 24 with 539 views | PatfromPoole |
Damion Downs to Hamburg. |  |
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| Xmas Jokes on 08:57 - Dec 24 with 535 views | SaintNick |
| Xmas Jokes on 08:53 - Dec 24 by PatfromPoole |
Damion Downs to Hamburg. |
This is a food thread concerning Domino's, not Burger King  | |
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| Xmas Jokes on 11:48 - Dec 24 with 448 views | GRIM |
What about this one.
" Everytime I get my Xmas lights out to put up , I think of Scousers.
Because half of them don't work & those that do are dim".
Apologies to any Scousers on this forum. [Post edited 24 Dec 14:15]
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| Xmas Jokes on 14:49 - Dec 24 with 245 views | hedgeend61 |
Where has Santa been more than Nigel Farage?
His house in Clacton.
Why won’t Angela Rayner get any Christmas presents this year?
Santa can’t decide which address to deliver to.
Why is (former) Prince Andrew not writing any Christmas books?
He hasn’t got any titles. |  | | |
| Xmas Jokes on 21:15 - Dec 24 with 217 views | InTimeAddedOn |
Arnold Schwarzenegger moves to a village in Hampshire, straight away the local am-dram society approach him to be in their Christmas pantomime. At first he resists as he does not want be recognised but one of the cast keeps pestering him. In the end Arnold agrees saying: OK, OK, I’ll do it, I will be in the pantomime horse with you, you be front, and I’ll be back…. 🎄🙂 |  | | |
| Xmas Jokes on 22:27 - Dec 24 with 175 views | mushinexile |
Bah, Hamburg!
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
Nothing, it was on the house. | |
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| Xmas Jokes on 23:34 - Dec 24 with 127 views | LondonSaint76 |
Why there's a fairy on top of every Christmas tree
At 5.30am, Father Christmas arrives back home, exhausted after working all night delivering presents. He kicks off his shoes, hangs up his red robes and settles down by a roaring log fire, enjoys some freshly baked sausage rolls and has a couple of large brandies. He slips off into a deep sleep by the warmth of the fire and is dreaming of a tropical beach holiday when a fairy rushes into the parlour with a spare Christmas tree she found in the yard. Waking him up from his lovely dream she asks Santa what she should do with the tree - so he told her! That's why there is always a fairy on top of your tree.
Happy Christmas to all Uglies wherever you may be. |  | | |
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