| Roll up, roll up - random prediction of the season, please. 17:43 - Jul 24 with 2263 views | Joiedevivre | What’s everyone’s random prediction of the season? Mine is that i’m convinced Lallana is going to play a game for us this season. |  | | |  |
| Roll up, roll up - random prediction of the season, please. on 18:24 - Jul 24 with 2201 views | PatfromPoole | We will have an average attendance of over 30,000 this season. |  |
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| Roll up, roll up - random prediction of the season, please. on 18:28 - Jul 24 with 2189 views | kernow | We will complete a full season without changing the first team head coach , previously known as the manager. |  | |  |
| Roll up, roll up - random prediction of the season, please. on 18:52 - Jul 24 with 2165 views | franniesTache | Sammy Saint will go feral and try and mount the female dog mascot infront of the family stand making children cry, it will lead to the club having to neuter him and hit him on the nose with a rolled up newspaper |  | |  |
| Roll up, roll up - random prediction of the season, please. on 18:56 - Jul 24 with 2162 views | InTimeAddedOn | 1: Three of our best players will leave on deadline day leaving us no time whatsoever to source anything like adequate replacements. 2: If Dibling stays with us he will get the absolute cr@p kicked out of him by uncompromising Championship defenders, as Edozie did last time in this division, and will be joining Loch Ness Ross in the treatment room for a few months by the end of October. |  | |  |
| Roll up, roll up - random prediction of the season, please. on 19:00 - Jul 24 with 2155 views | InTimeAddedOn |
| Roll up, roll up - random prediction of the season, please. on 18:52 - Jul 24 by franniesTache | Sammy Saint will go feral and try and mount the female dog mascot infront of the family stand making children cry, it will lead to the club having to neuter him and hit him on the nose with a rolled up newspaper |
It will be the Club’s fault for letting Greg Wallace wear the mascot suit after his release from Masterchef 😀 |  | |  |
| Roll up, roll up - random prediction of the season, please. on 19:07 - Jul 24 with 2141 views | franniesTache | The gulags will take on their final form and become forced labour camps where, in a massive ironic twist, shirters will be forced to make replica saints shirts that they can no longer afford to buy |  | |  |
| Roll up, roll up - random prediction of the season, please. on 20:24 - Jul 24 with 2079 views | mushinexile | Bazunu will let ten in. Oh, sorry; you said random. [Post edited 24 Jul 2025 20:30]
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| Roll up, roll up - random prediction of the season, please. on 07:16 - Jul 25 with 1902 views | arfurdent | they will stop watering down the cider |  |
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| Roll up, roll up - random prediction of the season, please. on 07:49 - Jul 25 with 1875 views | cocklebreath | They will double down on goal music and play it for corners and throw ins leading to a near constant zombie dance |  |
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| Roll up, roll up - random prediction of the season, please. on 08:02 - Jul 25 with 1866 views | saintmark1976 | When home ticket prices for the FA Cup third round tie against Biggleswade United are set at £100 for Adults and £75 for Children with no concessions,Nick will finally concede that Sports Republic and its owners do in fact have some responsibility for how our club is run and managed. |  |
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| Roll up, roll up - random prediction of the season, please. on 08:43 - Jul 25 with 1819 views | TripleNiemi |
| Roll up, roll up - random prediction of the season, please. on 07:49 - Jul 25 by cocklebreath | They will double down on goal music and play it for corners and throw ins leading to a near constant zombie dance |
Please don’t. That forced goal music is enough to drive me out on its own. If they increase the frequency for events such as getting out of our own half I will walk. |  |
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| Roll up, roll up - random prediction of the season, please. on 08:46 - Jul 25 with 1813 views | TripleNiemi | Dragan will implement a no mobile(s), no Noddy’s policy. Thermos flasks and cucumber sangers will be a prerequisite for entry into the Northam. [Post edited 25 Jul 2025 8:46]
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| Roll up, roll up - random prediction of the season, please. on 09:20 - Jul 25 with 1767 views | jopreston | At no point during the 46 game season will we sit in a top 6 place. |  | |  |
| Roll up, roll up - random prediction of the season, please. on 09:21 - Jul 25 with 1764 views | PatfromPoole |
| Roll up, roll up - random prediction of the season, please. on 09:20 - Jul 25 by jopreston | At no point during the 46 game season will we sit in a top 6 place. |
And people accuse me of being negative….. |  |
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| Roll up, roll up - random prediction of the season, please. on 10:00 - Jul 25 with 1738 views | arfurdent | will lose first five games just to make things interesting |  |
| So Long and Thanks for all the Fish |
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| Roll up, roll up - random prediction of the season, please. on 12:21 - Jul 25 with 1661 views | GRIM |
| Roll up, roll up - random prediction of the season, please. on 09:21 - Jul 25 by PatfromPoole | And people accuse me of being negative….. |
Regardless of who plays, who Manages or what results we get us gullible guys & gals will continue to support our club. |  | |  |
| Roll up, roll up - random prediction of the season, please. on 12:59 - Jul 25 with 1637 views | cocklebreath |
| Roll up, roll up - random prediction of the season, please. on 08:43 - Jul 25 by TripleNiemi | Please don’t. That forced goal music is enough to drive me out on its own. If they increase the frequency for events such as getting out of our own half I will walk. |
Walk in the style of a zombie? |  |
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| Roll up, roll up - random prediction of the season, please. on 13:13 - Jul 25 with 1631 views | felly1 | Playoffs .100% |  | |  |
| Roll up, roll up - random prediction of the season, please. on 14:09 - Jul 25 with 1584 views | dixiefrog | I predict that from the start of the season we’ll go on a twenty game unbeaten run, WS will leave for a ‘bigger club’ by Christmas and that, SR will hire Sarina Wiegman as 1st team coach and that the SMS bars will start serving rose wine instead of weak lager. |  |
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| Roll up, roll up - random prediction of the season, please. on 15:17 - Jul 25 with 1503 views | TripleNiemi |
| Roll up, roll up - random prediction of the season, please. on 12:59 - Jul 25 by cocklebreath | Walk in the style of a zombie? |
Yep, ala Michael Jackson’s thriller cast….. |  |
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| Roll up, roll up - random prediction of the season, please. on 17:44 - Jul 25 with 1409 views | cocklebreath |
| Roll up, roll up - random prediction of the season, please. on 15:17 - Jul 25 by TripleNiemi | Yep, ala Michael Jackson’s thriller cast….. |
Smooth (criminal) |  |
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