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Tall Paul Onuachu Comes Clean About His Time At Southampton on 10:10 - Sep 23 with 1334 viewsRon11

When Martin was still in charge, they spent most of the time pissing about in their own half. At least Juric gave it a go, and Onuachu got the ball at his feet a bit more.
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Tall Paul Onuachu Comes Clean About His Time At Southampton on 10:28 - Sep 23 with 1277 viewsIfonly

How can he be "the worst centre forward" when - after RM left and he was given a chance - he became the clear first choice at centre forward in preference to the likes of Arma and Archer? If they were better centre forwards then why didn't they show it on the pitch or in training?

Arma did well for Saints overall, but as a centre forward he did not. As a centre forward he was mostly terrible, and in the view of 2 successive managers, he was worse than Tall Paul in that role. Also, he was only ever any good in the Championship, which is a big step down in quality to the PL, where Tall Paul played. If Tall Paul had played in the Championship he'd have got bucket loads of goals. As for Archer...

Clearly Tall Paul was a better centre forward than either of them.
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Tall Paul Onuachu Comes Clean About His Time At Southampton on 11:19 - Sep 23 with 1202 viewssaintmark1976

Tall Paul Onuachu Comes Clean About His Time At Southampton on 10:28 - Sep 23 by Ifonly

How can he be "the worst centre forward" when - after RM left and he was given a chance - he became the clear first choice at centre forward in preference to the likes of Arma and Archer? If they were better centre forwards then why didn't they show it on the pitch or in training?

Arma did well for Saints overall, but as a centre forward he did not. As a centre forward he was mostly terrible, and in the view of 2 successive managers, he was worse than Tall Paul in that role. Also, he was only ever any good in the Championship, which is a big step down in quality to the PL, where Tall Paul played. If Tall Paul had played in the Championship he'd have got bucket loads of goals. As for Archer...

Clearly Tall Paul was a better centre forward than either of them.


Ifonly is spot on.

We should have kept him.

Given a run in the team at the level we currently play he would have scored a hat full of goals.

Instead we opted to nurse a clearly long term unfit Stewart, put our faith in the likes of Archer and now the new kid on loan from Stoke.

Poll: One week to go. Who will win The World Cup ?

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Tall Paul Onuachu Comes Clean About His Time At Southampton on 14:38 - Sep 23 with 944 viewsButty101

Tall Paul Onuachu Comes Clean About His Time At Southampton on 11:19 - Sep 23 by saintmark1976

Ifonly is spot on.

We should have kept him.

Given a run in the team at the level we currently play he would have scored a hat full of goals.

Instead we opted to nurse a clearly long term unfit Stewart, put our faith in the likes of Archer and now the new kid on loan from Stoke.


You can tell Tall Pall was Nicks "Baz"!

I liked Tall Paul, thought he was decent at holding the ball up. When he had a manager that played his was he looked decent and would have netted double figures in a full season.

Poll: Has the Ross Stewart deal already paid off as Nick says?

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Tall Paul Onuachu Comes Clean About His Time At Southampton on 18:10 - Sep 23 with 762 viewshedgeend61

Bless him, Tall Paul has found his level in the 10th tier of European Football earning money under false pretences at Trabzonspor.

I see Mohamed Salah has joined on 200,000£ a week, Paul has asked for a pay rise on his 299£ a week, good luck with that Cocker.

Anyone who thinks TP could have been Premier League level after winning the square root of nothing in his 14 year career, must believe in the loaves and fishes
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Tall Paul Onuachu Comes Clean About His Time At Southampton on 20:13 - Sep 23 with 651 viewsgrumpy

Tall Paul Onuachu Comes Clean About His Time At Southampton on 18:10 - Sep 23 by hedgeend61

Bless him, Tall Paul has found his level in the 10th tier of European Football earning money under false pretences at Trabzonspor.

I see Mohamed Salah has joined on 200,000£ a week, Paul has asked for a pay rise on his 299£ a week, good luck with that Cocker.

Anyone who thinks TP could have been Premier League level after winning the square root of nothing in his 14 year career, must believe in the loaves and fishes


I knew you couldn’t resist commenting on this thread 😂
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Tall Paul Onuachu Comes Clean About His Time At Southampton on 23:23 - Sep 23 with 529 viewsButty101

Tall Paul Onuachu Comes Clean About His Time At Southampton on 18:10 - Sep 23 by hedgeend61

Bless him, Tall Paul has found his level in the 10th tier of European Football earning money under false pretences at Trabzonspor.

I see Mohamed Salah has joined on 200,000£ a week, Paul has asked for a pay rise on his 299£ a week, good luck with that Cocker.

Anyone who thinks TP could have been Premier League level after winning the square root of nothing in his 14 year career, must believe in the loaves and fishes


Do you want to be a Cockney? Maybe you should support Spurs!

Pretty sure Tall Paul has achieved more than you squire

Poll: Has the Ross Stewart deal already paid off as Nick says?

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Tall Paul Onuachu Comes Clean About His Time At Southampton on 07:17 - Sep 24 with 405 viewssaintmark1976

Tall Paul Onuachu Comes Clean About His Time At Southampton on 18:10 - Sep 23 by hedgeend61

Bless him, Tall Paul has found his level in the 10th tier of European Football earning money under false pretences at Trabzonspor.

I see Mohamed Salah has joined on 200,000£ a week, Paul has asked for a pay rise on his 299£ a week, good luck with that Cocker.

Anyone who thinks TP could have been Premier League level after winning the square root of nothing in his 14 year career, must believe in the loaves and fishes


The only people that thought he would have been Premier League level were the recruitment team at S F C and that says more about them than it does about him.

An asset in The Championship ? Absolutely.

Better than Damion Downs or Cameron Archer ? Without doubt.

Poll: One week to go. Who will win The World Cup ?

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Tall Paul Onuachu Comes Clean About His Time At Southampton on 09:19 - Sep 24 with 331 viewshedgeend61

Tall Paul Onuachu Comes Clean About His Time At Southampton on 23:23 - Sep 23 by Butty101

Do you want to be a Cockney? Maybe you should support Spurs!

Pretty sure Tall Paul has achieved more than you squire


Spot on Bunty boy, he won the Ebony Shoe 2021 in Turkey

A fine achievement for a bluffer earning money under false pretences for 16 years.

Take a bow cocker
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Tall Paul Onuachu Comes Clean About His Time At Southampton on 11:38 - Sep 24 with 252 viewsgrumpy

Tall Paul Onuachu Comes Clean About His Time At Southampton on 09:19 - Sep 24 by hedgeend61

Spot on Bunty boy, he won the Ebony Shoe 2021 in Turkey

A fine achievement for a bluffer earning money under false pretences for 16 years.

Take a bow cocker


Didn’t do too bad at clubs in Denmark,Belgium and Turkey.
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Tall Paul Onuachu Comes Clean About His Time At Southampton on 13:50 - Sep 24 with 153 viewshedgeend61

Tall Paul Onuachu Comes Clean About His Time At Southampton on 11:38 - Sep 24 by grumpy

Didn’t do too bad at clubs in Denmark,Belgium and Turkey.


Totally agree, very good when he found his level in the 8th tier of European Leagues.,

Trouble is, at the time we were playing, allbeit badly, in the top league of European football.

As they say though, everyone makes mistakes, learning all the time,
and every long journey starts with a small step.
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Tall Paul Onuachu Comes Clean About His Time At Southampton on 15:12 - Sep 24 with 109 viewssaints__fan__73

He is a Championship level player. So we:

Bought him when in the PL, he was useless
Loaned him out when we were back in the Championship
Played him when we returned to the PL. He was useless
Sold him when we were relegated back to the Championship.

"Playing Devil's Advocate since 15th January 2014"
Poll: Have the events of the Summer made Nick feel closer to LFC?

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Tall Paul Onuachu Comes Clean About His Time At Southampton on 17:20 - Sep 24 with 41 viewsgrumpy

Tall Paul Onuachu Comes Clean About His Time At Southampton on 13:50 - Sep 24 by hedgeend61

Totally agree, very good when he found his level in the 8th tier of European Leagues.,

Trouble is, at the time we were playing, allbeit badly, in the top league of European football.

As they say though, everyone makes mistakes, learning all the time,
and every long journey starts with a small step.


Those 8th tier leagues have produced plenty of top players playing in the premiership and all over Europe.
As for calling him useless I would take a look at the coaches he played for here.
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