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The Final Countdown – Column 16:05 - Mar 26 with 8267 viewsNorthernr

Big thanks for Dorse for making me smile this international break...

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The Final Countdown – Column on 16:43 - Mar 26 with 6841 viewsQPR_Hibs

Brilliant.

"Remember to listen to me but look at her. Don't get it the wrong way round. That would be hideous."

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The Final Countdown – Column on 18:03 - Mar 26 with 6656 viewsPaddyhoops

Superb Dorse . From 5.0 at Southampton to 6.1 in a short space of time .
Sums us up on a nutshell .
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The Final Countdown – Column on 19:01 - Mar 26 with 6543 viewsJimmyR

Great stuff altogether
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The Final Countdown – Column on 20:01 - Mar 26 with 6427 viewsRsole

Who’s giving Riley a yellow for taking her top off ?

Or rejecting her Dad’s investment ?

Voderman I guess.

Thanks Dorse.

Those possessed by devils, try and keep them under control a bit, can't you ?

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The Final Countdown – Column on 20:23 - Mar 26 with 6403 viewsMrSheen

Leprosy in the development squad? We’ll win nothing with these kids.
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The Final Countdown – Column on 20:32 - Mar 26 with 6379 viewsWokingR

An arse like a broken cat flap
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The Final Countdown – Column on 21:22 - Mar 26 with 6260 viewsDorse

The Final Countdown – Column on 20:32 - Mar 26 by WokingR

An arse like a broken cat flap


Cheers everyone. Come for the football, stay for the harrowing sexual imagery.


'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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The Final Countdown – Column on 23:52 - Mar 26 with 6038 viewsnix

You never fail to make me lol Dorse. Perfect timing in the International break too.

Thanks.
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The Final Countdown – Column on 00:37 - Mar 27 with 5999 viewsHugey

Brilliant. Really enjoyed this. On no other fan site would you learn the concept of 'ontic uncertainty'.
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The Final Countdown – Column on 06:45 - Mar 27 with 5852 viewsdmm

That was absolute trash/gold, Dorse. Thank you.
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The Final Countdown – Column on 06:48 - Mar 27 with 5848 viewsEuroRanger

That was cracking! Love this, cheers Dorse
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The Final Countdown – Column on 08:53 - Mar 27 with 5691 viewsBristolR

I always liked to imagine the Final Countdown having Vorderman and Riley fighting over the letters whilst reciting quantum theory, presided over by Jeremy Clarkson growling “yeeeerrrrrrsssssssss”

Carry on anyway

Good work Dorse
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The Final Countdown – Column on 09:32 - Mar 27 with 5636 viewsBrianMcCarthy

That's really quality, Dorse.

So many good lines.

Thanks.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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The Final Countdown – Column on 10:13 - Mar 27 with 5559 viewsSuperhoop83

"The idea that a bunch of blokes, who are better at football than I ever was, can ruin my weekend just because they lost a game against another group of blokes, who are actually paid to beat them, is ridiculous. "

You sound like my wife, although she's not said it as much this season, maybe because she's a Spurs fan.

Superb and very funny analysis of the excellent and appalling class of 25/26.

Suffering since 1978.

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The Final Countdown – Column on 11:14 - Mar 27 with 5455 viewsRsole

The Final Countdown – Column on 21:22 - Mar 26 by Dorse

Cheers everyone. Come for the football, stay for the harrowing sexual imagery.



Each to their own I guess - I come for the imagery but often have to leave at half time recently.

Those possessed by devils, try and keep them under control a bit, can't you ?

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The Final Countdown – Column on 11:41 - Mar 27 with 5431 viewsE15Hoop

The Final Countdown – Column on 11:14 - Mar 27 by Rsole

Each to their own I guess - I come for the imagery but often have to leave at half time recently.


I'm sure we can find you a good doctor who can cure that for you, Fella..
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The Final Countdown – Column on 12:47 - Mar 27 with 5350 viewsdutch

The Final Countdown – Column on 11:41 - Mar 27 by E15Hoop

I'm sure we can find you a good doctor who can cure that for you, Fella..


Still not certain I understand the concept of ontic uncertainty. But great writing nonetheless.
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The Final Countdown – Column on 14:39 - Mar 27 with 5202 viewsTheChef

Great stuff Dorse.

Schroedinger FC indeed...

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The Final Countdown – Column on 15:54 - Mar 27 with 5095 viewsRsole

The Final Countdown – Column on 11:41 - Mar 27 by E15Hoop

I'm sure we can find you a good doctor who can cure that for you, Fella..


I think maybe a (group) therapist might help.

Those possessed by devils, try and keep them under control a bit, can't you ?

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The Final Countdown – Column on 16:04 - Mar 27 with 5085 viewscheeseydane

The Final Countdown – Column on 08:53 - Mar 27 by BristolR

I always liked to imagine the Final Countdown having Vorderman and Riley fighting over the letters whilst reciting quantum theory, presided over by Jeremy Clarkson growling “yeeeerrrrrrsssssssss”

Carry on anyway

Good work Dorse


I can't get that scenario outta my head.

Technology advances, unfortunately humans do not.

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The Final Countdown – Column on 16:29 - Mar 27 with 5034 viewssoops

A great read/assessment indeed. Thanks for that.
"So, if we achieve this (say 11th / 12th place) would we be happy?" Please please please can this finally happen so that my regular pissing bet for a top half finish comes in for once!
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The Final Countdown – Column on 16:58 - Mar 27 with 4990 viewsNewYorkRanger

The Final Countdown – Column on 16:29 - Mar 27 by soops

A great read/assessment indeed. Thanks for that.
"So, if we achieve this (say 11th / 12th place) would we be happy?" Please please please can this finally happen so that my regular pissing bet for a top half finish comes in for once!


out of interest, what odds did you get for that?

Cracking piece by the way Dorse, cheers

Glory hunter, me

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The Final Countdown – Column on 17:05 - Mar 27 with 4981 viewssoops

The Final Countdown – Column on 16:58 - Mar 27 by NewYorkRanger

out of interest, what odds did you get for that?

Cracking piece by the way Dorse, cheers


9/4 for top half finish.
And 8/1 for top 6 finish
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The Final Countdown – Column on 19:27 - Mar 27 with 4824 viewsStocktake

Great stuff apart from the gratuitous mentions of Rachel R when this forum is always firmly behind Vorders 😍
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The Final Countdown – Column on 19:35 - Mar 27 with 4812 viewsFredManRave

That's a great write up, Dorse.

I had to go to Dictionary "Glory Hole" Corner just to make sure that Ontic was a word.

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