| The Ugly Inside Guide To The Eclipse 09:27 - Aug 12 with 2770 views | SaintNick |
We are getting our first Eclipse since 1999 tonight, basically the sun is covered by the moon and everything will go weirdly dark and it will get cold, as a survivor (That is what people call themselves for everything that happens these days) of the 1999 eclipse here are some handy tips
1. An eclipse, like John Portsmouth Football Club Westwood, should not be looked at directly with the eyes, it could seriously damage them, although unlike JPFCW you can breathe in, it will not damage your nose.
2. You should not even look directly at it with sunglasses on, if you want to look directly at it, you need a special pair of certified solar eclipse glasses and these are now pretty much sold out, even the middle of Lidl hasnt got any.
3. The easiest way is to project it on to a piece of paper, take two pieces of card or paper and put a small hole in one of them , when the eclipse happens hold or place one piece on a surface and standing with your back to the eclipse ( Don't face it or look at it) and then hold up the one with the hole and hey presto you get a projection through the hole on to the paper.
4. A similar effect can be used using a collander* instead of the paper with the hole in it, you then get a truly psychedelic effect with multiple projections, giving you the feeling that you are now a member of the Grateful Dead during an eclipse in 1960's San Francisco.
5 Take a selfie of yourself with the sun behind you
The Ugly Inside take no responsibility for the above advice, which although correct, could be open to interpretation.
* If your collander has 12 pages and a lot of numbers on it, you have not got a collander, you have a calendar |  |
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| The Ugly Inside Guide To The Eclipse on 10:25 - Aug 12 with 2670 views | PatfromPoole |
I gather that half a million people are expected at Palma beach in Majorca tonight to watch this.
Baffling. |  |
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| The Ugly Inside Guide To The Eclipse on 10:29 - Aug 12 with 2655 views | SaintNick |
| The Ugly Inside Guide To The Eclipse on 10:25 - Aug 12 by PatfromPoole |
I gather that half a million people are expected at Palma beach in Majorca tonight to watch this.
Baffling. |
2 & a dog are expected in my back garden tonight | |
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| The Ugly Inside Guide To The Eclipse on 12:17 - Aug 12 with 2523 views | PatfromPoole |
Game’s gone.
Literally.
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| The Ugly Inside Guide To The Eclipse on 15:20 - Aug 12 with 2341 views | kingslandstand1 |
| The Ugly Inside Guide To The Eclipse on 10:29 - Aug 12 by SaintNick |
2 & a dog are expected in my back garden tonight |
Hope the dog has got the right glasses |  |
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| The Ugly Inside Guide To The Eclipse on 15:23 - Aug 12 with 2334 views | kingslandstand1 |
You beat me to it with no.5! Heard that on the radio this morning, though you don't have to get yourself in it, though you may be watching the moon moving backwards | |
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| The Ugly Inside Guide To The Eclipse on 16:07 - Aug 12 with 2292 views | Ifonly |
I've found before with these eclipses that you can't see much, because the moon usually gets in the way. |  | | |
| The Ugly Inside Guide To The Eclipse on 18:18 - Aug 12 with 2170 views | Southamptonfan |
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Who has been fighting over getting the glasses? I have seen clips of grown men fighting over them. [Post edited 12 Aug 18:19]
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| The Ugly Inside Guide To The Eclipse on 18:31 - Aug 12 with 2144 views | LondonSaint76 |
| The Ugly Inside Guide To The Eclipse on 18:18 - Aug 12 by Southamptonfan |
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Who has been fighting over getting the glasses? I have seen clips of grown men fighting over them. [Post edited 12 Aug 18:19]
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During the third heatwave I saw grown men fighting over glasses in a pub by the Thames near Shepperton when they’d run out of clean ones behind the bar. |  | | |
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| The Ugly Inside Guide To The Eclipse on 19:10 - Aug 12 with 2104 views | Joiedevivre |
| The Ugly Inside Guide To The Eclipse on 18:18 - Aug 12 by Southamptonfan |
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Who has been fighting over getting the glasses? I have seen clips of grown men fighting over them. [Post edited 12 Aug 18:19]
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Hilarious. The fact they didnt purchase them a week or so ago shows they were probably not aware of the eclipse happening until a couple of days ago.
Why fight over something you only just heard about the other day. |  | | |
| The Ugly Inside Guide To The Eclipse on 20:47 - Aug 12 with 1977 views | saintmark1976 |
This evening must have been one of the only times when it were possible to appear in public playing about with a colander, and not get admitted to a secure unit of some sort. | |
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| The Ugly Inside Guide To The Eclipse on 09:38 - Aug 13 with 1697 views | saintpaz |
anti-climax, didn't even go that dark, 1999 sh5ts all over it! |  | | |
| The Ugly Inside Guide To The Eclipse on 14:51 - Aug 13 with 1508 views | kingslandstand1 |
| The Ugly Inside Guide To The Eclipse on 18:31 - Aug 12 by LondonSaint76 |
During the third heatwave I saw grown men fighting over glasses in a pub by the Thames near Shepperton when they’d run out of clean ones behind the bar. |
Do you remember when you used to take your empty glass up to the bar for that 2nd or 3rd pint to save them the washing up! | |
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| The Ugly Inside Guide To The Eclipse on 14:52 - Aug 13 with 1489 views | kingslandstand1 |
| The Ugly Inside Guide To The Eclipse on 09:38 - Aug 13 by saintpaz |
anti-climax, didn't even go that dark, 1999 sh5ts all over it! |
In total agreement! | |
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| The Ugly Inside Guide To The Eclipse on 17:34 - Aug 13 with 1400 views | LondonSaint76 |
| The Ugly Inside Guide To The Eclipse on 14:51 - Aug 13 by kingslandstand1 |
Do you remember when you used to take your empty glass up to the bar for that 2nd or 3rd pint to save them the washing up! |
Yes I do remember - then for some reason they’d take the glass and stick it straight in the washer and give you a fresh one every time. Some people didn’t seem to like that a lot at first…. | | | |
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